BREAKING NEWS: Yesterday, officials in Iran announced that their country was successful in sending a monkey into space. While the pictures released with the announcement showed a small monkey strapped inside a space capsule, those in the know behind the scenes revealed that the rocket's actual payload monkey was none other than Iranian President, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The Iranian President had planned to appear live and triumphant on television upon his return to earth, but that plan had to be cancelled when scientists opening the space capsule found that Ahmadinejad had pissed in his pants and barfed all over the inside of the cockpit.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21320754
ReplyDeleteReading about this and I am baffled about why they would choose to send worms to space.
Worms don't take up much space and nobody will miss a few slimy crawlers if the spaceship gets vaporize on re-entry into Earth's atmosphere.
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