GREEN EGGS AND SPAM

I do not like the sick and poor;
I'll state that on the Senate floor.
I would not like them in my house.
I would not feed them beets or souse.
It's not my fault they're in a jam.
Senator Cruz is who I am.

I would not give the poor some pills,
To help them overcome their ills.
It's not my job to bring them health.
I'm all about protecting wealth.
Helping the poor is just a scam.
Senator Cruz is who I am.

I don't care about hungry kids,
They can lick their jelly lids.
It's just not right to give them hope,
You know they'll go right back to dope.
My party pals don't give a damn!
Senator Cruz is who I am.

I loathe the senior's monthly check,
I'd like to break Obama's neck.
I would not care if grandma dies,
At fairs back home, we'll still have pies.
It's time to jam-up Uncle Sam.
Senator Cruz is who I am.

They say that Jesus liked the poor,
But didn't he forgive a whore?
He never held a steady job,
And now, my taxes he would rob.
My friend is FOX, his pet's a lamb.
Senator Cruz is who I am.

Let's not be nice or hold the punch,
My schedule says I've got a lunch.
The funding source, it needs a stroke,
So what if government is broke?
The poor can eat green eggs and Spam.
Senator Cruz is who I am!