Saturday, December 27, 2014

DUELING DICTATORS

Whether it was planned or not, Russian dictator Vladimir Putin spent yesterday dueling North Korean dictator, Kim Jong Un for the “stupid is as stupid does” award. Putin cancelled New Year’s Day in Russia because the Russian economy is tanking. Not to be outdone, Kim Jong Un made an appearance on Korean TV and called U.S. President Obama a monkey. Putin, a judo expert, countered with an order placing a cap on the price of Vodka sold in Russia. Kim Jong Un saw that as a counterattack, so he vowed to obliterate the United States with his cardboard [my adjective, not his] rockets. Both men flirt with the absurd on a regular basis, but they are widely popular in their own countries, so they can afford their delusions of grandeur.

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