Justin Bieber should be glad he lives in Calabasas, California instead of Callisburg, Texas. In Callisburg, the neighbors don’t call the cops when somebody is standing on their front lawn throwing eggs at their homes. Instead, they stick the barrel of their shotgun out a front window and wait for the coroner to cart off the egg thrower to the morgue. That’s called defending one’s castle, and in Texas it carries about the same weight as the Holy Bible.
I’m not sure why Bieber thought that egging his next door neighbor’s home was a neighborly thing to do; maybe it had something to do with the cocaine the police found in his residence yesterday morning. Whatever the case, I do know that he’s lucky he’s going to be sued for $20,000 in damages instead of his estate coughing up $20,000 for a funeral. Oh, I know…in Calabasas $20,000 doesn’t buy more than a pine box, but seriously, who’d want to show up at a funeral for a guy who traded his life for a few minute of egg tossing? I wouldn’t bother!
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